In Reply to: MC-27: Teams & Draft Order posted by shroomAzoom on November 04, 2005 at 09:08:46:
Hey Shroom:
First order of business: To show your displeasure in a non-violent way, on tournament day you could frequently refer to it as the MuSHROOM Cup. 'Cause its not like your name ain't on it.
Parodies to go:
Wild Shroom bump-buh bump-bump-buh
You make my heart zoom bump-buh bump-bump-buh
You make every thing - Shroomy!!
(maybe something Jen could sing for you?)
"Wild Shroom, I think I love you," said Jen. "But I gotta know for sure..."
Hey Shroom, don't take it sad. Take a bad team, and make it better. Remember don't let it under your skin(/ don't take Alexei Yashin), then you can begin to make Minn better.
Hey Shroom, don't be inflamed, for your first rounder, now go and get Jagr. Remember when editing its the part where you can start to make this team better better better better better better YEEAAAHH. Na Na Na Na Na-Na-Na Na, Na Na-Na-Na Na, Hey Shroom. Shroomy, shroomy, Shroomy shroomy. Na Na Na Na Na-Na-Na Na, Na Na-Na-Na Na, Hey Shroom. Shru-Shru Shroomy Shroomy Shroomy Shroomyyy!!
p.s. Now that "you're back." (did you ever say "I'll be back"?) the other MuSHROOM Cup GMs need no longer sing this lament:
"Days go by and still I think of Shroom...Days when I couldn't live my life without Shroom.
Without Shroom."
(Please ignore the interesting but unintended drug connotations. Could be a 12-Step testimonial, preceded by the Serenity prayer?)
** And I don't mean Serenity, the movie. Although I HIGHLY recommend it. YOU MUST RENT or BUY if you like SCI-FI. (when it comes out on DVD) Also try Firefly (tv series on DVD)! 5 stars all the way!
Serenity Prayer: "God grant me the courage to change the things I can, the ability to accept the things I cannot change, and the wisdom to know the difference."
Enough!!!
Just for fun,
- Mike H