In Reply to: This are great, Vicki! LOL! nm posted by CarolynQ on May 01, 2005 at 12:42:42:
: : Subject: OLD SONGS OF BABY BOOMERS!!!
: : >
: : >Some of the artists from the '60s are revising their hits with new
: : >lyrics to accommodate us Aging Baby Boomers. They include:
: : >Herman's Hermits
: : >"MRS. BROWN, YOU'VE GOT A LOVELY WALKER"
: : >The Bee Gees
: : >"HOW CAN YOU MEND A BROKEN HIP"
: : >Bobby Darin
: : >"SPLISH, SPLASH, I WAS HAVIN' A FLASH"
: : >Ringo Starr
: : >"I GET BY WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM DEPENDS"
: : >Roberta Flack
: : >"THE FIRST TIME EVER I FORGOT YOUR FACE"
: : >Johnny Nash
: : >"I CAN'T SEE CLEARLY NOW"
: : >Paul Simon
: : >"FIFTY WAYS TO LOSE YOUR LIVER"
: : >Commodores
: : >"ONCE, TWICE, THREE TIMES TO THE BATHROOM"
: : >Marvin Gaye
: : >"I HEARD IT THROUGH THE GRAPE NUTS"
: : >Procol Harem
: : >"A WHITER SHADE OF HAIR"
: : >Leo Sayer
: : >"YOU MAKE ME FEEL LIKE NAPPING"
: : >The Temptations
: : >"PAPA'S GOT A KIDNEY STONE"
: : >ABBA
: : >"DENTURE QUEEN"
: : >Elvis
: : >"Heartbreak Hospice"
: : >Dylan
: : >"Like A Kidney Stone"
: : >Queen
: : >"We WERE the Champions"
: : >Beatles
: : >"With ! a Little Help From My Meds"
: : >Dion
: : >"Limparound Sue"
: : >The Rolling Stones
: : >"Limping-Jack Flash"
: : >Tony Orlando
: : >"Knock Three Times on the Ceiling if You Hear Me Fall"
: : >Helen Reddy
: : >"I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore"
: : >Willie Nelson
: : >"On the Throne Again"
: : >John Prine
: : >"Pink Cataract"
: : >John Denver
: : >"Rocky Mountain High Fiber"
: : >Would you rather have happiness or interpeace?