In Reply to: Old songs of Baby Boomers-sm posted by Vicki on February 14, 2005 at 08:55:32:
: Subject: OLD SONGS OF BABY BOOMERS!!!
: >
: >Some of the artists from the '60s are revising their hits with new
: >lyrics to accommodate us Aging Baby Boomers. They include:
: >Herman's Hermits
: >"MRS. BROWN, YOU'VE GOT A LOVELY WALKER"
: >The Bee Gees
: >"HOW CAN YOU MEND A BROKEN HIP"
: >Bobby Darin
: >"SPLISH, SPLASH, I WAS HAVIN' A FLASH"
: >Ringo Starr
: >"I GET BY WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM DEPENDS"
: >Roberta Flack
: >"THE FIRST TIME EVER I FORGOT YOUR FACE"
: >Johnny Nash
: >"I CAN'T SEE CLEARLY NOW"
: >Paul Simon
: >"FIFTY WAYS TO LOSE YOUR LIVER"
: >Commodores
: >"ONCE, TWICE, THREE TIMES TO THE BATHROOM"
: >Marvin Gaye
: >"I HEARD IT THROUGH THE GRAPE NUTS"
: >Procol Harem
: >"A WHITER SHADE OF HAIR"
: >Leo Sayer
: >"YOU MAKE ME FEEL LIKE NAPPING"
: >The Temptations
: >"PAPA'S GOT A KIDNEY STONE"
: >ABBA
: >"DENTURE QUEEN"
: >Elvis
: >"Heartbreak Hospice"
: >Dylan
: >"Like A Kidney Stone"
: >Queen
: >"We WERE the Champions"
: >Beatles
: >"With ! a Little Help From My Meds"
: >Dion
: >"Limparound Sue"
: >The Rolling Stones
: >"Limping-Jack Flash"
: >Tony Orlando
: >"Knock Three Times on the Ceiling if You Hear Me Fall"
: >Helen Reddy
: >"I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore"
: >Willie Nelson
: >"On the Throne Again"
: >John Prine
: >"Pink Cataract"
: >John Denver
: >"Rocky Mountain High Fiber"
: >Would you rather have happiness or interpeace?