Subject: OLD SONGS OF BABY BOOMERS!!!
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>Some of the artists from the '60s are revising their hits with new
>lyrics to accommodate us Aging Baby Boomers. They include:
>Herman's Hermits
>"MRS. BROWN, YOU'VE GOT A LOVELY WALKER"
>The Bee Gees
>"HOW CAN YOU MEND A BROKEN HIP"
>Bobby Darin
>"SPLISH, SPLASH, I WAS HAVIN' A FLASH"
>Ringo Starr
>"I GET BY WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM DEPENDS"
>Roberta Flack
>"THE FIRST TIME EVER I FORGOT YOUR FACE"
>Johnny Nash
>"I CAN'T SEE CLEARLY NOW"
>Paul Simon
>"FIFTY WAYS TO LOSE YOUR LIVER"
>Commodores
>"ONCE, TWICE, THREE TIMES TO THE BATHROOM"
>Marvin Gaye
>"I HEARD IT THROUGH THE GRAPE NUTS"
>Procol Harem
>"A WHITER SHADE OF HAIR"
>Leo Sayer
>"YOU MAKE ME FEEL LIKE NAPPING"
>The Temptations
>"PAPA'S GOT A KIDNEY STONE"
>ABBA
>"DENTURE QUEEN"
>Elvis
>"Heartbreak Hospice"
>Dylan
>"Like A Kidney Stone"
>Queen
>"We WERE the Champions"
>Beatles
>"With ! a Little Help From My Meds"
>Dion
>"Limparound Sue"
>The Rolling Stones
>"Limping-Jack Flash"
>Tony Orlando
>"Knock Three Times on the Ceiling if You Hear Me Fall"
>Helen Reddy
>"I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore"
>Willie Nelson
>"On the Throne Again"
>John Prine
>"Pink Cataract"
>John Denver
>"Rocky Mountain High Fiber"
>Would you rather have happiness or interpeace?