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The Gold Urinal > > Before his 2001 inauguration, George Bush was
>> invited
> to a get acquainted > tour of the White House. > > After drinking several
> glasses of iced tea, he asked Bill Clinton if he > could use his personal
> bathroom. > When he entered Clinton's personal bathroom, he was astonished
> to see that > President Clinton > had a solid gold urinal. > That
> afternoon,
> George told his wife, Laura, about the urinal. > "Just think," he said,
> "When I am president, I could have a gold urinal too. > But I wouldn't do
> >
> something that self-indulgent!" > Later when Laura had lunch with Hillary
> at
> her tour of the White House, she > told Hillary how > impressed George had
> been at his discovery of the fact that, in the > President's private
> bathroom, > the President had a gold urinal. > > That evening, when Bill
> and
> Hillary were getting ready for bed, Hillary > smiled, and said to Bill....
> >
> "I found out who pissed in your Saxophone."