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Handing out Receipts

Posted by on January 12, 2006 at 22:44:30:

WHEW! It's been a busy week! That time of year is upon us again, it's PLEDGE WEEK! And as always, K.T.K. is jampacked full with hopeful guys trying to make it in. And with the addition of Hanover College this semester, I've been working overtime going over all the applicants with Jerk. But I haven't been too busy to forget about my "friends" in SCW that I owe receipts to.

First Receipt:"Sweet" William Valentine. So, how does the "Funnel" taste Willy? Now that I have pinned you cleanly in the center of the ring, I say that means I got your number. I can beat you. I'm holding your receipt for a party, come cash it in.

Second Receipt:Nic Noble. That blast from the briefcase you gave me after the match last Saturday night knocked me into the middle of next week. It also caused me not to be able to get out of bed Sunday morning. I want to beat you. I'm holding your reciept for a party, come cash it in.

Third Receipt: Chris Morrus. A few weeks ago, we met in the capture the flag match. I was manhandled by you. I think I only got one move of offense in on you. Me and a few of the "Frat Pack" were talking after that match, and they wee like; "Damn Biff, I hope you don't have to go against Morrus. He OWNED you." But you DID taste the Funnel. I need to beat you. I'm holding yur receipt for a party, come cash it in.

Fourth Receipt: Bret Morris' lackey of the week. Even though I have three other receipts, this will more than likely the one I cash in this week. After two straight six man matches, I'm sure the Commish will try to mow me down and stop my momentum once again. But all you're doing Brent is throwing fuel onto the fire that burns inside me. I mean really, who ya got? T-Dogg? Maybe Kyle Kincaid, or Maliki, or TJ Zorn, or Chip Dailey, or maybe Billy Roc or Mark Houston. WHOEVER! It won't matter, 'cause you got nobody! You ain't got not one guy on your side that could even remotely give me a challenge. And until you do I will beat them. I'm holding your receipts for the party, come cash them in.

Well, I guess that's it. I gotta get back to "Wheel of Toture" for our new pledges; but in case you're wondering, the service desk opens Sat at 7:30.

Tappin Kegs and Breakin Legs,

Biff

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: WHEW! It's been a busy week! That time of year is upon us again, it's PLEDGE WEEK! And as always, K.T.K. is jampacked full with hopeful guys trying to make it in. And with the addition of Hanover College this semester, I've been working overtime going over all the applicants with Jerk. But I haven't been too busy to forget about my "friends" in SCW that I owe receipts to. : First Receipt:"Sweet" William Valentine. So, how does the "Funnel" taste Willy? Now that I have pinned you cleanly in the center of the ring, I say that means I got your number. I can beat you. I'm holding your receipt for a party, come cash it in. : Second Receipt:Nic Noble. That blast from the briefcase you gave me after the match last Saturday night knocked me into the middle of next week. It also caused me not to be able to get out of bed Sunday morning. I want to beat you. I'm holding your reciept for a party, come cash it in. : Third Receipt: Chris Morrus. A few weeks ago, we met in the capture the flag match. I was manhandled by you. I think I only got one move of offense in on you. Me and a few of the "Frat Pack" were talking after that match, and they wee like; "Damn Biff, I hope you don't have to go against Morrus. He OWNED you." But you DID taste the Funnel. I need to beat you. I'm holding yur receipt for a party, come cash it in. : Fourth Receipt: Bret Morris' lackey of the week. Even though I have three other receipts, this will more than likely the one I cash in this week. After two straight six man matches, I'm sure the Commish will try to mow me down and stop my momentum once again. But all you're doing Brent is throwing fuel onto the fire that burns inside me. I mean really, who ya got? T-Dogg? Maybe Kyle Kincaid, or Maliki, or TJ Zorn, or Chip Dailey, or maybe Billy Roc or Mark Houston. WHOEVER! It won't matter, 'cause you got nobody! You ain't got not one guy on your side that could even remotely give me a challenge. And until you do I will beat them. I'm holding your receipts for the party, come cash them in. : Well, I guess that's it. I gotta get back to "Wheel of Toture" for our new pledges; but in case you're wondering, the service desk opens Sat at 7:30. : Tappin Kegs and Breakin Legs, : Biff

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