This morning I received in the post a gift from Colin Rhodes. It was an eyebrow net especially for people with generous portions. It came with a full set of instructions, which I shall share with you:
Place them across the eyebrows and tie at the back of the head just before going to bed.
If you wake up unable to see do not worry you have not gone blind. The eyebrow net has just slipped.
During hot weather, you could insert an ice cube inside each one for quick cooling.
Please accept this prototype with my complaints but any future models can be handmade for only £19.99 + postage.
CC & RL Rhodes
Personal Comforts Designers.
PS: I will arrange for a photo of them being worn.
Tony T