Okay the time is up, and John has sent me 'private' means and has stated that he 'Does not do Jokes'
Therefore, to ALL of you out there, John is NEVER going to place a joke on this message board.
I think this is a most terrible idiosyncrasy of his characteristic personality.
We ALL know that John has been; throughout his service career, a jovial character, and that he has made us laugh; even in traumatic circumstances, so WHY now is he stating that he does not know a SINGLE joke to place upon our site?
Over to you Mr Catt, and let us have a laugh. I will NOT give up, and EACH week, I shall inform all and sundry, that you just cannot get your brain around a joke and let us enjoy it. JUST ONE, that is ALL I ask, and then I will let you rest in peace.
Mike
P.S. Am very pleased indeed mate, that your good Lady has recovered from her first Operation.
Mike