Gordon Brown was on a visit to Liverpool Listening to the people on the streets.
He was confronted by Three ladies of the night A Blonde, a Brunette,and a Redhead. So Said Gordy what is the going rate for your services.
The Blonde answered For you Prime Minister Special price only 200 pounds, He asked The Burnette the same question her answer was for you only 100 Pounds. next was The Redhead Her reply was, Prime Minister If you can get my skirt up as high as my taxes,my pants as low as my earnings,get that thing of yours as hard as the times we are living in,and keep it rising like the cost of petrol, keep me warmer than it is in my flat,and screw me the way you have the pensioners,
Then it wont cost you a penny.