A private jet was flying 5 VIPs to London when the Pilot had a stroke,the plane went into decent. the 5 passengers found there were only 4 parachutes. the first Vip was Madonna,who said the world loves my music and I give pleasure to millions of people so took one chute and jumped out, next was Nelson Mandela, I am the ex president of South Africa and I have done so much for the people of Afric so took the second chute and jumped out, next was David Beckam,who said I am the Captain of the England squad and very rich,People think I am thick but I am not,grabbed a chute and jumped out, the last two Vips were a little girl and the Pope,The Pope said I am an old man who has made his peace with god but you are a young girl with all your life ahead of you so you take tha last chute and I will go down with the plane, no said the little girl there are still two chutes left,how can this be said the pope,the little said Mr Beckham grabbed my school sachel