In Reply to: Re: Military Achievements posted by Mike Sinden on November 13, 2008 at 06:24:58:
As the duty "Medal-Walt" Finder General, I must remind you, only to wear the medals you were issued with. It is unlawful to wear others, except on the right breast.
The sewing of Rank on pyjamas is likewise, not to be encouraged.
Constantly claiming to have been second man on the balcony at the Iranian Embassy, must cease.
We have vacancies for apprentice "Medal-Walt" Finders. Please come, already knowing the first twenty medals in order of precedence and off by heart.
Bonus will be paid per Walt, according to the degree of shame generated on exposure.
Happy Hunting !
M-W.F.G.