Two old folks got married.
As they were laying in their wedding suite, the old man says,"I have not been completely honest with you. I think the world of you, but you are only number two to me. Golf is my first love. It's my hobby, my passion, my first love."
They both stared at the ceiling for a while and then the woman said,"While we are baring our souls, I guess I had better tell you that I have been a hooker all my life".
The man jumps out of bed, looks at her for a moment then cries,"Have you tried widening your stance and adjusting your grip?".
Boom.Boom.
Mike